Somebody actually has to wear this?

You be the judge

Phlash in the Pan

HA!

Last time. Think I got it!

Here

and

Here

Mild Retardation

Here are the links to those jerseys.

Apparently, I don't know what I'm doing yet

http://www.jerseydatabase.com/blog.php?p=22

http://www.jerseydatabase.com/blog.php?p=27

Sunday bests

Here are the latest design leaks for the new NHL alternate jerseys.



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So far, here are my superlatives for this batch of jerseys:

Most likely to have someone try to slide into your chest on a squeeze bunt: LA Kings
Most likely to be confused with an outdated video game console: Ottawa Senators
Most likely to try to milk their fans for all their worth: Montreal Canadians (6 "centennial" in 2 years!)
Jersey you wouldn't want to meet in a back alley: Carolina Hurricanes
The "I'm all out of Crayons" Award goes to the new minimalist Dallas Stars jersey
The Obvious Mascot award goes to the Phoenix Coyotes
Most likely to give you another reason to hate the Devils for introducing the trap/Long for a 70-goal scorer: Messier/Gretzky/Kurri era Oilers and the Pat LaFontaine/Alexander Mogilny era Sabres.

My "Best in Show" goes to the team that most exemplifies Old Time Hockey. A team that hasn't had a winning team in over 30 years. Ladies, and gentlemen. The Boston Bruins. Long live Bobby Orr.

Oh, and Lets Go Rangers!